Monday, November 09, 2009
helloo
" Men's Go get your dream guy " store that sells husbands has just opened in Singapore, Bukit Panjang, wherea woman may go to choose a husband from many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates.There are only six floors.
It states that the attributes of the men increaseas the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch... As you openthe door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you goup a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, Jane decides to go to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find herself ahusband.
On the first three floors the signs on the doors read:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and helpwith the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,446,012 to this floor. There are no men on thisfloor. This floor exists solely to prove that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping " Go get your dream guy " Store. Watch your step when you exit the building and have a nice day!
As always, girls are hard to please!
It is monday, 9th nov 2009, i am stuck in camp with my fellow RQ and some of my fellow men who are on duty. It has been a really busy week for me, nevertheless due to APEC.
( The Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation )
Tomorrow, i will be helping out at suntec for a week and also shangri-la.. Anyway, wish i could have brought a camera cos i know it will be a great event as i will be meeting all the important people from all over the world. It would be a great experience!
If i could have just one wish in life right now,
I would want to be able to travel all around the world, taking pictures and enjoy myself. Life is abit dull for me now, if not going for sweeps den going to gym if not going to gym den sleeping at home.. hhahaa.. something colourful is lacking.. funny.. i cant seems to know what is wrong..
Nevertheless, i am still bloody in the office waiting for someone to finish up their work before i can retire to my bed and sleep.
Here is something i wanna share :
Don't wait
Don't wait for a smile, to be nice
Don't wait to be loved, to love
Don't wait to be lonely, to recognise the value of a friend
Don't wait for the best job, to begin to work
Don't wait to have a lot, to share a bit
Don't wait for the fall to remember the aduse
Don't wait for pain to believe in prayer
Don't wait to have time, to be able to serve
Don't wait for anybody else pain, to ask for apology
Don't wait for the separation, to make it up
Don' wait because you don't know how long will it takes
Mood: troubled.
Jeff =)
by jefferson at 7:19:00 PM |
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